My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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