it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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