If that was your dad, he is hot
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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