There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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