If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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