is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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