Sry I called you an 8
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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