Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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