me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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