i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
only if we run a train.
done.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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