You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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