we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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