Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
The power of my boobs compel you
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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