I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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