I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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