But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Randomize
