Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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