A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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