i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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