spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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