Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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