THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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