id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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