I smell stomach acid.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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