Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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