One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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