Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
