i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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