Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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