Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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