the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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