So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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