Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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