Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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