it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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