"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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