Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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