i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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