You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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