are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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