i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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