That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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