I just saw a hot homeless man
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
We're too hungover to prance.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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