I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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