i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i think i have two assholes
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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