its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
