so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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