I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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