just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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