And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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