Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
