Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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