Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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